First of all....Yay new blog layout!
and..the twitter part of it is broken but I could care less because it's twitter!
and twitter is goddamn updateing without updateing! it's beautiful!

Secondly!
I
WENT
TO
MIDGAR!

....and my urge to kill and urge to off myself with a machette,
has dwindled back to the green "A-okay" area. What the hell?
I repeat. what the hell?
This is Midgar, I spent 9 hours in the welcome area with Kiba, and Ed (Teh Lizzard Palmer. :3) ....(Also Yuge feel free to bitch at me for not alerting you to this, but think of it as more time you spend NOT in the gates of hell, being borrrrrrrreeeeddddd...because I mostly was. XD)

So...I still haven't figured out what exactly i'm going to do,
Kiba and Ed forced me to join ShinRa's cadet unit, XD
so I made up a weird Wutian woman named Tao Baki,
She's determined to get praise from her ShinRa superiors for beating the shit out of civillians and treating them like ashtrays for her cigars and cigarettes.

though i'll see if she gets anywhere, it'd most likely be something new. o_o;

also branching off from where I dropped Esune's storyline I'm pondering a healing character for PSYCHO, though that will have to wait until I hear from both Kiba and Darshe, though if I do get accepted into ShinRa corps I might not have enough time for the second character, so i'll see how far Tao and her slamming her fists on the desk and shoveing a cigarette in her officers eye goes. xD


Here's some highlights from my so many hours spent in the lobby area being OOC with everyone. XD


[17:03] You: Kiba. I want you to start liveing as a Gay woman. XD
[17:04] Ed Yoshiro: yay
[17:04] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[17:04] Kiba Noonan wears a woman shape and makes out with frostie.
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[17:09] You: "Tao is a jerkface who doesn't take No for an answer, even if it leads to her getting her face punched in, she'll insult just about anyone she feels needed to insult and have no goddamn excuses for slacking around if she does such a thing." sound perfect enough? XD
[17:09] Ed Yoshiro: x_x
[17:10] Ed Yoshiro: :O
[17:10] You: \o/?
[17:10] Kiba Noonan: Lol
[17:10] Kiba Noonan: YEs
[17:10] Kiba Noonan: ITS PERFECT
[17:10] Ed Yoshiro: And she's Palmers wife.
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[17:56] Ed Yoshiro: I wanna Voldo av... :(
[17:56] Kiba Noonan: kinda like chuck norris
[17:56] Kiba Noonan: except lame
[17:56] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[17:56] You: I want to see a Chuck Norris Voldo combination ;-;
[17:56] Xanadeas Cordeaux: That's creepy Frostie...
[17:57] You: But...it's beautiful in a way too XD
[17:57] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[17:57] Kiba Noonan: thats why we love her <3
[17:57] You: like Palmer being miss Midgar, it'd be acceptable. <3
[17:57] Xanadeas Cordeaux: Not...it's just disturbing. And now it's stuck in my head. T.=.T
[17:57] Kiba Noonan hugs frostie
[17:57] You: And soon your brain will learn to accept it then you'll be my clone forever, well maybe not, XD *Gnaws on Kiba's arm*
[17:58] Ed Yoshiro: \o/
[17:58] Xanadeas Cordeaux: Oh hush and have my children already.
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[18:14] Kiba Noonan: QUICK ED
[18:14] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:15] Xanadeas Cordeaux: :o
[18:15] Kiba Noonan: GET THE MOP AND CHASE THEM OUTA YOUR LAWN
[18:15] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:15] Ed Yoshiro: RAH
[18:15] Ed Yoshiro: :3
[18:15] Kiba Noonan: and don't let frostie touch the mop
[18:15] Kiba Noonan: >_>
[18:16] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[18:16] Kiba Noonan: she isent fit for janitor position
[18:16] Kiba Noonan: D:
[18:16] Ed Yoshiro: DX
[18:16] You: I am, it's just i'm better at killing people with a mop then with a gun XD
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[18:21] Kiba Noonan: frostie missed the ninja hookers
[18:21] You: I wonder if it's a good sign my character's name was made from stealing letters from Tobacco and rearangeing them? and yes I did. XD
[18:21] Wolfess Nakamura shouts: I AM NOT A HOOKER!!
[18:21] Ed Yoshiro: lies
[18:21] Krystal Slade shouts: nope, she's my G/F
[18:21] Ed Yoshiro: lies and slander
[18:21] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:21] Krystal Slade shouts: and my g/f is not a hooker
[18:21] Wolfess Nakamura: am not.. Not yet >.>
[18:21] Krystal Slade shouts: close enough ^^
[18:21] Kiba Noonan: IM SORRY, DONT HURT ME ;~;!
[18:22] Rai tosses a grenade into the next room >/
[18:22] Kiba Noonan: >_>
[18:22] Kiba Noonan: <_<
[18:22] Krystal Slade still thinks Rai and Darrel are lovers >.>
[18:22] Kiba Noonan: YOUR LOVERS.
[18:22] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:22] Kiba Noonan: ...with..yourself
[18:22] Ed Yoshiro: YOU GET MARRIED TO PALMER
[18:22] Ed Yoshiro: D8
[18:23] Krystal Slade: ....
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: IN CIDS ROCKET
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: LAWL
[18:23] You: Palmer and his harem of....lard? XD
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: \o/
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:23] You: LARD LOVE!
[18:23] You: Palmers talkshow will be named Lard Love. =D
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: :D
[18:23] Kiba Noonan: im gonna get assasinated by a ninja
[18:23] Kiba Noonan: XD
[18:23] Krystal Slade feels you up, then goes to RP
[18:23] Ed Yoshiro: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
[18:24] Kiba Noonan: LESBIANS FOR THE WIN
[18:24] Kiba Noonan: THEY'RE TOTALLY GAY!
[18:24] Kiba Noonan: LULULULULULLULUL
[18:24] Ed Yoshiro: LULULULULULULUUL
[18:24] Ed Yoshiro: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAFPFA
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[18:28] Ed Yoshiro: POKEMANZ
[18:28] Ed Yoshiro: FOLLOW ZELL
[18:28] Ed Yoshiro: :3
[18:29] Ed Yoshiro: OR THEY GET THE HOSE AGAIN
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[18:45] Ed Yoshiro: The first moustachioed SOLDIER, Rai.
[18:45] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[18:45] Kiba Noonan: Lol
[18:45] You: I wonder if they accept bearded ladies. xD
[18:45] Ed Yoshiro: \o/
[18:46] Ed Yoshiro: XDDD
[18:46] Kiba Noonan: LOL
[18:46] Kiba Noonan: if gale had a beard
[18:46] Ed Yoshiro: Palmer would no doubt fancy them. ;3
[18:46] Ed Yoshiro: X3
[18:46] Kiba Noonan: i could say yes
[18:46] You: XD
[18:46] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[18:46] Ed Yoshiro: Sephiroth and Gale have beardsex.
[18:46] Kiba Noonan: with they're hair
[18:46] You: They do, I have pictures. XD
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[18:59] Kiba Noonan: what'd you edit?
[18:59] You: Buffing up Tao's shape a little. XD
[18:59] You: Arm muscles added a bit to the stomach and b00bs.
[19:00] You: not touching the ass slider only because well, prim pants + ass does not mix.
[19:00] Kiba Noonan: XD
[19:02] You: I would have textured armpit hair but that's on the verge of impossible in SL. XD
[19:03] Kiba Noonan: XD

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[19:35] Kiba Noonan: frostie
[19:36] You: Yes ma'm?
[19:36] Kiba Noonan: i dont even know if the small uniform will fit you
[19:36] Kiba Noonan: XD
[19:36] You: I will force it to fit. XD
[19:36] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:36] You: and prove not all women cadets are cows. =O
[19:36] You: XD
[19:36] Ed Yoshiro: lawl
[19:36] Kiba Noonan: XD
[19:36] You: well that may go for the men too but men cadets are awesome cows. see the difference?
[19:36] Kiba Noonan: Lianna..(Dramaqueen from Hidden Grass XD)
[19:36] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:36] Kiba Noonan: Ha Haaaa! Lianna
[19:37] Ed Yoshiro: Ed's a moomoo lizard cadet. lawl
[19:37] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:37] You: If women cadets shot, their enemies would fall backwards.
[19:37] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[19:37] You: now MEN cadets, their enemies fall back and to the left.
[19:37] You: then upright then back and to the left.
[19:37] Kiba Noonan: what if the cadets dont use guns?
[19:37] You: Then they use Voldo's underpants.
[19:37] Ed Yoshiro: I thought only MP's could use the guns.
[19:37] Kiba Noonan: Do they get falcon pawnch?
[19:37] Ed Yoshiro: :O
[19:38] You: I'm guessing by now cadet's fight with spooge. xD
[19:38] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:38] Kiba Noonan: LOL
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[19:40] Ed Yoshiro: I GOTTA DO #2
[19:40] Ed Yoshiro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[19:40] Ed Yoshiro: Ahh! Ready my escape pod!
[19:40] Kiba Noonan: the only gun i'd want my character to use would be a pistol
[19:40] Kiba Noonan: Or
[19:40] Kiba Noonan: a glock
[19:41] You: A pistol filled with spooge.
[19:41] Kiba Noonan: cause glocks are awesome
[19:41] Kiba Noonan: XD
[19:41] You: I'd take chocobo guts, and fill the glock with it. XD
[19:41] Kiba Noonan: a glock filled with glock ammo
[19:41] You: CHOCOBO GUTS COMPRESSED INTO GLOCK AMMO
[19:41] Kiba Noonan: exactly.
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19:47] Kiba Noonan: tiny tiny woman
[19:47] Kiba Noonan: D:
[19:47] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[19:47] You: Tiny armored gobblesabbowooky.
[19:47] You: XD
[19:47] Kiba Noonan: she has a good point.
[19:47] Ed Yoshiro: :o
[19:48] You: Actually if I think hard enough about this, this is as realistic as a Wutian woman gets. XD
[19:48] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:49] You: except a Wutian woman wouldn't grab her crotch and strike a pose. that's why I'm different! =D
[19:49] Kiba Noonan: shes wutian?
[19:49] You: Hell if I know. XD
[19:49] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:49] You: if anyone asks the answer will be "Your face"
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[19:55] Ed Yoshiro: SCREW YOU GLOWING TIFA HEAD
[19:55] You: Scratch that, if I get enough time i'm going to get a beautiful weapon that is harmless yet shoots merciless tiny Tifa faces. XD
[19:55] Ed Yoshiro: crab cakes
[19:55] You: those too
[19:55] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:55] Kiba Noonan: NOOOOO
[19:55] Ryan Zebaki: <3
[19:56] You: my enemies will drown in chocobo nuggets tifa faces and crab cakes.
[19:56] Ryan Zebaki: AND SHE'S NOT A HOOKER!!!!!!!!!
[19:56] Ed Yoshiro: i pewped
[19:56] Ed Yoshiro: SHE IS
[19:56] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:56] Ryan Zebaki: NO SHE ISNT! D:<
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[19:56] Kiba Noonan: ED
[19:56] You: Urface.
[19:56] Ed Yoshiro: XD
[19:56] Kiba Noonan: LIFE ME
[19:56] Kiba Noonan: XD
[19:56] Ed Yoshiro: WITH MY BUTT?
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I...Love hanging out with these guys. XD!